hoodie
$36.00
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good news: i'm not sad anymore! i'm also not happy, mad, or capable of crying at the dog adoption videos. i have reached the factory settings of a woman. peaceful. beige. weirdly okay??
the rage didn't leave, it just took up yoga. meanwhile every night i'm starring in a four-hour prestige drama where my childhood dentist is president and i'm late for an exam i never signed up for. wake up. feel nothing. repeat.
emotionally? flat as a pancake. spiritually? still spicy, just snuggled up and sleepy about it. i'd tell you how i feel but i'm drawing a blank. cool cool cool. i'm napping.
size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| chest width (flat) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 33¾ |
| length | 27¼ | 28 | 29¼ | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33¾ |
| sleeve (from center back) | 33½ | 34½ | 35½ | 36½ | 37½ | 38½ | 39½ | 40½ |
fit & size
every style fits a little differently. check the size chart in the description, and when in doubt, size up for a cozier fit.
shipping & returns
every piece is printed just for you after you order, so it takes a few business days to make before it ships. because it's made to order, we can't take returns for size or change of heart, but if anything arrives misprinted or damaged, email us and we'll make it right.