Let Them Eat Face

crop tee

$24.00

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Color: Black
Size: XS

diary, i have a confession: i'm a little smug today. not a lot. like a sprinkle. someone from high school posted that the leopards they voted for are now eating their face, and asked how anyone could have possibly seen this coming.

i saw it coming. i said it at thanksgiving. i said it in the comments. i said it to a waiter who did not ask. now i just sit here with my oat milk latte and watch the leopards do exactly what the leopards said they would do, out loud, for years.

i'm working on being a better person. i'm starting tomorrow. tonight i'm just going to sit with being right for a little while and wear something cute about it. current mood: correct.

size chart (inches)

XS S M L XL
chest width (flat) 18¾ 19¾ 20¾ 21¾ 22¾
length 17¼ 17¾ 18¼ 18¾ 19

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Let Them Eat Face
fit & size

every style fits a little differently. check the size chart in the description, and when in doubt, size up for a cozier fit.

shipping & returns

every piece is printed just for you after you order, so it takes a few business days to make before it ships. because it's made to order, we can't take returns for size or change of heart, but if anything arrives misprinted or damaged, email us and we'll make it right.