tie-dye tee
$29.00
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ok i need to address the rumors. i have never lied to anyone in my entire life and i am saying that with my most trustworthy face, the one where i don't blink. what would i even gain? (don't answer that.)
someone at work asked how my project was going and i just held eye contact until they apologized. it works on investors. it works on my landlord. picture a room full of very rich people, a very ambitious pitch deck, and the stillest face you have ever seen. some people earn trust. i just ask nicely and let the silence get really, really long.
first dates, job interviews, a funding round i'm extremely qualified to lead. i'll explain everything later, i promise. innocent until proven otherwise, bestie. current mood: totally transparent.
size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| chest width (flat) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
fit & size
every style fits a little differently. check the size chart in the description, and when in doubt, size up for a cozier fit.
shipping & returns
every piece is printed just for you after you order, so it takes a few business days to make before it ships. because it's made to order, we can't take returns for size or change of heart, but if anything arrives misprinted or damaged, email us and we'll make it right.