hoodie
$36.00
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ok so i haven't left my bed since friday and i need everyone to know it's going amazing. the sheets have reached a perfect body-temperature equilibrium that scientists would honestly kill for. i have snacks. i have a heating pad. i have zero plans and i'm protecting them with my life.
my group chat keeps sending "are u alive??" and i keep reacting with a single heart, which is basically a proof-of-life photo. brunch was declined. the outside was unsubscribed from. my phone is at 4% and the charger is juuust out of reach, and i've decided that's a lesson about acceptance.
i used to feel guilty about resting. now i call it my preservation era and i'm thriving, technically. current mood: horizontal.
size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| chest width (flat) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 33¾ |
| length | 27¼ | 28 | 29¼ | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33¾ |
| sleeve (from center back) | 33½ | 34½ | 35½ | 36½ | 37½ | 38½ | 39½ | 40½ |
fit & size
every style fits a little differently. check the size chart in the description, and when in doubt, size up for a cozier fit.
shipping & returns
every piece is printed just for you after you order, so it takes a few business days to make before it ships. because it's made to order, we can't take returns for size or change of heart, but if anything arrives misprinted or damaged, email us and we'll make it right.