hoodie
$36.00
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update from inside the house: still inside the house. the outside world keeps sending me invitations and i keep marking them as spam. my landlord says "circle back." my friends say "be perceived." i say nothing, because i've muted them all with love.
confession: my friends planned a weekend trip to somebody's aunt's place out in the countryside and i said no so fast i think i sprained something. the last place i went emotionally ate me alive. now the only thing devouring me is a seven-hour couch situation and a cat who has clearly seen things.
the house and i have an understanding now. it creaks, i say "same." the front door is a jump scare and the mailbox is a side quest. i'm not trapped, i'm cozy-cursed. current mood: staying in. forever.
size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| chest width (flat) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 33¾ |
| length | 27¼ | 28 | 29¼ | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33¾ |
| sleeve (from center back) | 33½ | 34½ | 35½ | 36½ | 37½ | 38½ | 39½ | 40½ |
fit & size
every style fits a little differently. check the size chart in the description, and when in doubt, size up for a cozier fit.
shipping & returns
every piece is printed just for you after you order, so it takes a few business days to make before it ships. because it's made to order, we can't take returns for size or change of heart, but if anything arrives misprinted or damaged, email us and we'll make it right.