Never Leaving My House

tie-dye tee

$29.00

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Size: S
Color: Blaze Rainbow

update from inside the house: still inside the house. the outside world keeps sending me invitations and i keep marking them as spam. my landlord says "circle back." my friends say "be perceived." i say nothing, because i've muted them all with love.

confession: my friends planned a weekend trip to somebody's aunt's place out in the countryside and i said no so fast i think i sprained something. the last place i went emotionally ate me alive. now the only thing devouring me is a seven-hour couch situation and a cat who has clearly seen things.

the house and i have an understanding now. it creaks, i say "same." the front door is a jump scare and the mailbox is a side quest. i'm not trapped, i'm cozy-cursed. current mood: staying in. forever.

size chart (inches)

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
chest width (flat) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
length 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

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Never Leaving My House
fit & size

every style fits a little differently. check the size chart in the description, and when in doubt, size up for a cozier fit.

shipping & returns

every piece is printed just for you after you order, so it takes a few business days to make before it ships. because it's made to order, we can't take returns for size or change of heart, but if anything arrives misprinted or damaged, email us and we'll make it right.