hoodie
$36.00
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dear diary, i found out my great-great-grandma was basically too much for salem and honestly? it explains so much about my personality. history tried. history failed. and now i'm here, louder, softer, and completely unbothered about it.
i have a crystal for every crisis and moon water cooling on the windowsill. i made a playlist that could hex a man from three zip codes away. my besties say they feel protected. my ex says he feels watched. we're both right and i'm not taking questions.
if you need me i'll be at the farmers market, or the protest, or a full-moon thing i will absolutely not be calling a ritual in front of my coworkers. the patriarchy has been warned, respectfully. current mood: spellbound.
size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| chest width (flat) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 33¾ |
| length | 27¼ | 28 | 29¼ | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33¾ |
| sleeve (from center back) | 33½ | 34½ | 35½ | 36½ | 37½ | 38½ | 39½ | 40½ |
fit & size
every style fits a little differently. check the size chart in the description, and when in doubt, size up for a cozier fit.
shipping & returns
every piece is printed just for you after you order, so it takes a few business days to make before it ships. because it's made to order, we can't take returns for size or change of heart, but if anything arrives misprinted or damaged, email us and we'll make it right.